Hoop Horror

Today, I woke up feeling like someone punched me in the abdomen and hips. The feelling of pain and numbness was all over my body. My 1st thought was "great, Freddy did exist and tortured me in my dream yesterday''. To my horror, when I went to the bathroom to check my reflection, this was what I saw.

OH MY "( insert your own variation)"! 
My version was a bit offending to certain party.

Correction. This was only ONE of them. Yes, there were a big more equally gross ugly bruise around my hips, waist and knees. Then it came back to me. Yesterday evening, I was practicing the thick rattan hula hoop. It was huge and extremely heavy. Thought of giving it a try since I never touch it before after 2 years hibernating in my house. I guessed it hit too hard on my bones or my technique is inaccurate. Yesterday, there were only red patches. Never came to my mind that they will turn into these ugly patches. Urghhh! When I showed mum, she gave a loud shriek. Wonder how long will it take for them to completely disappear?? No wearing shorts for a few weeks. From now on, I will stick to the cross trainer.

Love,

yin